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I Love the Smell of Schadenfreude in the Morning: Gun Hater Stephen Colbert’s Ratings Have Collapsed

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I love the smell of schadenfreude in the morning—especially when it’s wafting from the smoldering wreckage of Stephen Colbert’s Late Show ratings. The once-mighty CBS host, notorious for his sneering disdain toward gun owners and the Second Amendment, has seen his viewership crater by a jaw-dropping 45% in the key 18-49 demographic since last year, according to Nielsen data. We’re talking a freefall from already dismal numbers, with total viewers dipping below 2 million on most nights—his worst in over a decade. For a guy who built his brand on mocking gun nuts and celebrating every mass shooting as a call to confiscate our rights, this collapse feels like cosmic justice served with a side of napalm.

Context is key here: Colbert’s anti-2A rants aren’t just offhand jokes; they’re a staple of his monologues, from tearful pleas for common-sense gun laws post-Uvalde to platforming every hoplophobic politician who promises to turn America into a disarmed nanny state. Remember his 2016 election-night meltdown or his endless Biden boosterism? That toxic cocktail alienated not just conservatives but anyone tired of sanctimonious lecturing. Hollywood’s late-night bubble is bursting as audiences flock to podcasts, YouTube, and streaming—platforms where pro-2A voices like Colion Noir or Steven Crowder thrive without network censorship. Colbert’s ratings nosedive mirrors the broader media implosion: when you bet your empire on hating half the country, including the 120 million armed Americans who prioritize self-defense, don’t be shocked when they tune out.

For the 2A community, this is more than giggles—it’s a harbinger. As legacy media hemorrhages credibility and cash, the cultural tide is turning against gun-grabbers. Viewers are voting with their remotes, proving that relentless Second Amendment hostility doesn’t just fail to persuade; it repels. Gun owners, keep building those alternative media empires. Colbert’s flop is our gain: one less bully pulpit for the disarmament crowd, and a reminder that freedom-loving Americans hold the real power—both at the ballot box and the ratings board. Smell that? Victory.

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