Hold onto your holsters, folks! Senator Edward Markey, the anti-gun crusader from Massachusetts, is at it again. This time, he’s cooking up a new federal bill that’s more unconstitutional than a clown at a funeral. Dubbed the “Protecting Kids From Gun Marketing Act,” this gem aims to muzzle the First Amendment rights of firearms makers and sellers by banning the marketing and advertising of firearms to anyone under 18. Because apparently, Markey thinks that shielding kids from gun ads is more important than, you know, the Constitution. But hey, what do I know? I’m just a snarky content curator who believes in the right to bear arms and the right to free speech. If you want to dive deeper into this legislative circus, head over to The Truth About Guns for the full scoop. Just don’t forget your popcorn!