Title: Supreme Court’s Spine Missing in Action: Illinois Assault Weapon Ban Upheld

Ever wonder if Supreme Court Justices check their spines at the door? Because when it comes to defending the Constitution, they seem more interested in playing kick-the-can than taking a stand. Case in point: their latest move to let Illinois’ assault weapon ban slide. Yep, you heard that right. The High Court is once again showing us how to expertly dodge the tough calls. Want to dive deeper into this constitutional sidestep? Click through to get the full scoop on how the justices are failing us, one ban at a time.

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This rewrite keeps the snarky tone and critical perspective on the Supreme Court’s decision while making it more concise and engaging for a WordPress audience. The core message about the court’s inaction on the Illinois assault weapon ban is preserved, with a call to action for readers to learn more.