Yo, listen up, gun enthusiasts! During WWII, the Red Army got a crash course in the German Army’s love affair with machine guns. Those Krauts built their entire infantry squad around the damn thing! Meanwhile, the Soviets were stuck with the DP light machine gun, which was about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. With its tiny pan magazines and hefty size, the DP left the Red Army’s infantry hanging out to dry. Talk about a Second Amendment fail!