Rep. James Talarico, a Democrat from Texas, just stepped into a theological minefield on a podcast, declaring that God is beyond gender when pressed on the divine package—yes, you read that right, God’s genitalia. In a clip that’s already lighting up social media, the host corners Talarico on biblical descriptions of God as He or even anthropomorphic imagery like a fiery hand, and instead of leaning into scriptural literalism, Talarico dodges with progressive platitudes about transcendence. It’s the kind of response that would make a Sunday school teacher spit out their coffee, reducing the Almighty to a gender-fluid concept straight out of a seminary seminar on queer theology.

This isn’t just a cringe-worthy gotcha moment; it’s a window into the worldview of anti-2A zealots like Talarico, who routinely frame gun rights as a moral failing while peddling their own selective spirituality. Talarico’s no stranger to the culture wars—he’s pushed hard for red-flag laws and assault weapon bans in the Texas Legislature, painting armed citizens as threats to sacred public safety. But if God’s beyond gender and thus beyond human categories, why stop there? Why not argue that the Second Amendment is beyond context, a relic unfit for modern sensibilities? His fluid theology mirrors the slippery slope of gun control: start with common-sense tweaks, end up redefining foundational rights as outdated myths. For 2A advocates, it’s a stark reminder that the left’s moral authority often crumbles under scrutiny—the same folks decrying toxic masculinity in self-defense are happy to neuter God Himself.

The implications for the gun community are crystal clear: politicians like Talarico weaponize selective enlightenment to erode our God-given rights, the very ones rooted in Judeo-Christian traditions of self-reliance and protection. While he’s busy gender-bending the Creator, we’re the ones defending the unalienable right to keep and bear arms against heavenly—or hellish—reinterpretations. Share this clip far and wide; it’s pro-2A ammo proving their house of cards is built on theological quicksand. Stay vigilant, patriots—because if they can redefine God, no right is safe.