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Jon Stewart: Clintons Should ‘Abso-F**king-Lutely’ Comply With Epstein Subpoenas and Testify Before Congress

Jon Stewart, the king of sanctimonious comedy on Comedy Central’s The Daily Show, just dropped a bombshell that even his liberal fanbase might choke on: former President Bill Clinton and Hillary should abso-f**king-lutely comply with Epstein subpoenas and testify before Congress. Yeah, you read that right—the same Jon Stewart who’s spent decades mocking conservatives, gun owners, and anyone waving a MAGA hat is now demanding transparency from the Clintons on their ties to Jeffrey Epstein’s sordid island escapades. In a rare moment of clarity amid his usual partisan fog, Stewart argued that dodging subpoenas sets a dangerous precedent, insisting, If you’re innocent, show up! It’s almost poetic— the guy who once called the NRA a terrorist organization is now preaching accountability for the elite.

But let’s peel back the layers: this isn’t just late-night TV hot air; it’s a crack in the armor of the progressive establishment that the 2A community has been chipping at for years. Stewart’s call-out highlights the hypocrisy at the heart of D.C. power plays—remember how the left cheered when Trump faced endless subpoenas over January 6 or his taxes, yet crickets when it’s their golden couple linked to Epstein’s flight logs (Bill logged 26 trips, per records)? For gun rights advocates, this is manna: it underscores the double standard where elites evade scrutiny while everyday Americans get buried under ATF regs, red-flag laws, and assault weapon bans. If the Clintons must testify under oath about their Epstein entanglements, it normalizes the idea that no one’s above the law— a principle 2A defenders have long championed against selective prosecution, like the Biden DOJ’s war on pistol braces or ghost guns.

The implications for the gun community? Massive. This could snowball into broader demands for congressional probes into elite corruption, weakening the left’s moral high ground to demonize law-abiding firearm owners as threats to democracy. Imagine Hillary squirming on live TV about Lolita Express joyrides while her past pushes for gun control (like the 1994 Assault Weapons Ban) get dragged into the spotlight. Stewart unwittingly handed 2A patriots a rallying cry: if compliance is non-negotiable for the powerful, why should it be optional for them to respect our enumerated rights? Stay vigilant—this subpoena saga might just reload the chamber for real accountability.

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