Colombia’s far-left President Gustavo Petro has once again descended into unhinged territory, hijacking the reopening of a Bogotá hospital—a moment meant for healing and hope—to boast about his bedroom prowess, declaring himself unforgettable in bed, a beast, and casually opining that Jesus Christ made love. Yes, you read that right: while Colombians grapple with crumbling healthcare and surging violence from Petro’s disastrous socialist policies, their leader turns a public health event into a crass TED Talk on theology and tantric sex. Sourced directly from his own rambling speech, this isn’t satire; it’s the unfiltered mind of a man who equates revolutionary fervor with Freudian slips.
Petro’s outburst isn’t just embarrassing—it’s a symptom of the authoritarian narcissism that plagues leftist regimes worldwide, where leaders like him erode institutions while indulging personal delusions of grandeur. Remember, this is the same Petro whose government has flooded Colombia with unchecked Venezuelan migrants, spiked homicide rates, and pushed disarmament agendas that leave law-abiding citizens defenseless against narco-terrorists. His Jesus quip reeks of cultural Marxism’s assault on Judeo-Christian foundations, mirroring tactics used by globalists to destabilize societies before imposing control. In Colombia, where armed self-defense is a literal lifeline amid cartel chaos, Petro’s rhetoric distracts from his real war: stripping firearms from the people while his elite guards remain heavily armed.
For the 2A community, this is a stark warning flare. Petro embodies the slippery slope from progressive posturing to outright tyranny—boastful one day, banning guns the next to protect a populace he deems too primitive for liberty. American patriots take note: when leaders prioritize profane fantasies over public safety, the only unforgettable thing left is the armed citizen standing firm. Colombia’s hospital reopening should have been about lives saved; instead, it exposed a president unraveling, reminding us why the Second Amendment isn’t negotiable. Stay vigilant—history doesn’t repeat, but it rhymes with rifles.
